Or, "it was a goog day to wear a hat."
I went to B&N yesterday to read Justice Breyer's new book, Active Liberty. The Oakland Library does not have the book. Walking through chinatown I was hit from above by feces. It was bound to happen. How long could I go in this life without this experience? Fortunately, I had a hat on. Unfortunately, the quantity and smell led me to believe this was no ordinary bird. Maybe a hawk or, more likely, a squirrel. Walking next to me was this short ugly old chinese man. He laughed at me. Emmer effer. I thought about flinging some of the shit off my hat and onto his face. I purchased a new shirt at Salvation Army and continued on my way.